The Republic of Red Nordania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mister Red with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.5 billion Red Nordanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Oslo. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Red Nordanian economy, worth 56.3 trillion Tithes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 37,566 Tithes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Red Nordania will pay them to stop, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Nordania's national animal is the Hounds of the Proletariat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Red Nordania is ranked 276,881^st in the world and 10,645^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,949.76 Standard Monetary Units.